Total Medals Earned: 1,076 (From 129 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,270 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 7/17 (160/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 26/30 (185/270 points)
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 1 Soldier
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Catch a flag in the air
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 7/9 (350/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 4/8 (175/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 7/19 (45/395 points)
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
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Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Go into RAGE.
Use a grenade.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
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